depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like whatHaving both is staying in bed because you don’t want to go to school and then panicking because you don’t want to fail. Having both is wanting to go see your friends so you don’t lose them all, then staying home in bed because you don’t want to make the effort. Having both is insanely hard and sucks to deal with.
I’m going to end up being one of those weird mothers that keeps her children’s baby teeth for sentimental reasons.
Is where you put a spoonful of the organic, unrefined coconut oil in your mouth for 20 minutes, and let it melt. You swish it around, and after 20 mins, spit it in the trash. It draws out toxins, whitens your teeth, cures halitosis, helps with migraines, headaches, hangovers, jaw pain, and can…
*the tiniest voice* surfbort
I first got my period when I was 11 and I was camping with my dad.
Like fuck my life right.
I was also 11, but it was Easter and I was in a bikini with friends jumping on a trampoline. I didn’t want to tell my mom while people…
i was 13… Didnt develop boobs or a butt until I was like 17 XD hahaha. Then I got pregnant and HELLO BODY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY TEENAGE EXSISTANCE
I was 13 and was just kinda like “huh, well would ya look at that…”
I was 14 and on the job working more or less under the table with my father and I started off with really bad cramps and went to the bathroom and WHOOPS THERE IT IS. I was too embarrassed to say anything to him so I just dealt with it until I could finally tell my mother.
Crystal pipe sesh~
Picked up this pretty piece today💙
Levels of Tumblr.
1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
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So I’m a mega dragon on this blog, and a super hella dragon on my other blog. Sweeeeeet.
I’m a baby dragon but hopefully soon a dragon.
let me introduce myself
1. the meaning behind my url
2. a picture of me
3. tattoos i have
4. last time i cried and why
5. piercings i have
6. favorite band
7. biggest turn off(s)
8. top 5 (insert subject)
9. tattoos i want
10. biggest turn on(s)
12. ideas of a perfect date
13. life goal(s)
14. piercings i want
15. relationship status
16. favorite movie
17. a fact about my life
19. middle name
20. anything you want to ask
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Reblog if you’re one of the few people who actually like broccoli.
I love broccoli, especially just sautéed with a ton of garlic. Or on pizza… Or with pasta. Omg now I want broccoli and I have none -_-
I LURVE BROCCOLI!!!
Broccoli with cheese is one of my personal favorites.
so let me get this straight:
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
people with periods are fucking badass.
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