Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
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barackinaroundthechristmastree:
WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS
let’s reflect on this
fun fact! mirrors reflect each color equally, except for green. if you have ever seen a mirror perfectly aligned in front of another mirror, a.k.a. an infinite mirror, you can look through it and see that it becomes greener and greener. therefore, mirrors are technically green!
holy shit
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Why do I not have one of these? My life would be forever made!
this would solve my straps right in between my boobs thing oh gosh yes please
WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The bag with a a strap around the hips and thigh is GORGEOUS!!! ♥_♥The thigh straps not only helps it not slide around, they also make it hard for someone to snatch & run. It’s got my vote.
STILL WANT
totally reblogged these before, still need.
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How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
THIS IS SO RELEVANT TO MY LIFE.
This is so Gene. He loves my butt, lol.
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This is what happens when you fill a tub with packing peanuts… and ferrets.
Today I will be as happy as a ferret in a tub of packing peanuts.
Oh my goodness!
This is making me want ferrets and I don’t usually like them.
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Sex should happen, because the moment is ripe. Ripening lips, ripening labia, ripening cock, ripening pupils, ripening state of being. Ripe and augmented and brimming. Your energy goes to your pumping heart, then to every external nerve, then to theirs, on fire.
You bask, roll, play in it. You sigh, moan, laugh. It’s not about being “good in bed.” It’s about being happy.
One should never worry if they’re doing it “correctly.” Sex is not factual. I don’t want your cookie-cutter sex, I don’t want your meticulously crafted, calculated, fool-proof fuck. I don’t want a show. I want you. Let your instincts, urges and whims define that. It’s enough.
What do most girls like? Forget about it. Statistics are meaningless when there’s only one. Hello, here’s me. Here’s you. Don’t worry about taking it too slow. We got time. We got infinite rhythms, combinations, possibilities. Explore each fuck. Take our time. We can do a different one later.
Don’t worry about making me come. I’m here. Right where I want to be. I am overwhelmed by wanting; you don’t have to convince me. I want you because I like you. So don’t put on a front. Don’t taint this.
I’m frustrated—it’s just authenticity I want. It’s originality. It’s passion. It’s joy. Don’t say that something I like is ugly. Don’t compare yourself to the rest. You will live and die with and within your experiences like everyone else. If someone thinks you are amazing, they are not wrong. Their universe is as real as any other; it is forged through perception.
I don’t care if you accidentally slammed my head into the wall, if you slipped out, if my arm cracked, if the delightful pressure of your wet lips on my anything made a silly sound. There is no right way and no wrong way.
“Good in bed,” what. You’re good in my bed. I’m pleased you’re there. I feel it suits you. Shove your technique. Let your memory swallow it. Fuck me like you’d fuck me, fuck me like you feel. This isn’t a test."
— (via suiicune)
IT’S BACK!
(via evererika)(Source: sadexistences)
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Thank you for being that for me.
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NEVER GIVE UP
SERIOUSLY DON’T
OMG
Seriously, right now I’m the left and Gene’s the right. I hate feeling fat around him all the time…
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This is apparently coming out in 3 days.
In 3 days, I’m going to start to be a total jogging addict, I think
i’ll finally lose weight
omg yes
OH MY GOD PLEASE BE ON ANDROID PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Finally some motivation.
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need to constantly remind myself of this.
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IRISH DANCING TO DUBSTEP.
FUCK.
YES.
woah
waoh
hold the fuck up
this is cool as shit
WHAT.
Whoa
Reblogging to watch later.
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Hello to all my Tumblr peeps!
So…I now live in Klamath Falls, Oregon. To anybody who previously didn’t know, I lived in Las Vegas for eight years - and I literally just moved a little over a week ago and that’s why I haven’t been on here. First of all, it’s harder to get on here now AND I’ve been trying to adjust to this “new” life with these new people in this new environment with this new weather I now have…
I now live with my boyfriend (Eugene or Gene) and some of his family. Don’t get me wrong, he lived with me in Vegas but still. I won’t go into TOO much detail but I’m still trying to figure everything out here out, especially his family. Not gonna lie, I might be living with a bunch of bitches. There’s Gene’s aunt, Caitlin, her boyfriend Michael, her mother, Markie, and Caitlin’s three daughters, plus Gene and I all living in the same house. Then her friends and family come here too. I like some better than others but so far, honestly, I like the dog the best. She’s a chihuahua named Lula. Nobody in this household really likes animals, except maybe the kids, and that’s why she’s here. Otherwise I know she wouldn’t be. They slightly abuse and let the kids torture her, not much but still, and don’t give her really any attention or affection, so I do. Poor dog…
When we left Vegas we were able to put a few things in “storage” and take even less with us, and I left my family (who are now on their way to live in Florida) with my two dogs, Lucky and Razzle, and my cat T-Lo. They took my dogs but left my cat :’( I heard someone took her in as their own. I just hope she’s okay and that I’ll see her again one day. I can’t wait to see my babies, my family, and see my friends in Vegas again…
One thing I’ll say about the environment here: it’s cooler, more humid, and has a lot more grass and trees and stuff, and THAT’S because it rains a lot more here. It’s been raining on and off the last three days. And it gets cold as hell, to me anyways.
I know I’m jumping subjects but Gene has other family here too, they just don’t live with us. His pregnant mother is here along with her boyfriend and his brother and sister (Kylie and Trevor), all of whom I like/love and have mentioned in past posts. Kylie and Trevor live with some of Gene’s grandparents. And there’s talk about us maybe taking them in one day. Different pats of his family that live here are more or less in a war with each other, and I think I can see why. I’ve already been in fights with the ones I’m living with, over bullshit no less.
Anways, for now at least, I’m just trying to keep it cool until Gene and I can get out of this house. I’m hoping they give me Lula when we leave. I already love that dog and I’d take better care of her.
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This is my golden girl Tipper almost a week ago at the park, healthy and very happy.
She died less than 24 hours ago today. Oliander tree poisoning that I caught too late. There’s more to the story but I can’t bring myself to say it. All I know is I blame myself for her death. Another huge chunk of my heart is broken and missing.
No one to go rollerblading with me anymore. No one to go places with me completely and always willingly anymore. No one to always be there when I just wanna talk and need someone to listen without judgment. No one to always enjoy having around. No one to take complements FOR me (long story)…
I just don’t understand why she had to go so soon. I love her so much and worked so hard to make sure I could keep her… I can’t bear it anymore and I’ve been thinking about suicide…
RIP Tipper, my baby golden girl. Here one day, gone the next, but ALWAYS loved, remembered and missed.
01/09 - 04/26/13
Zodiac Libra facts.
Mine’s photography. I hope to be really great in it someday.
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